Lunbunflypingidnab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented donkey.

Lunbunflypingidnab created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lunbunflypingidnab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lunbunflypingidnab, he will turn you into a dog.

Lunbunflypingidnab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Lunbunflypingidnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

3. Lunbunflypingidnab loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.