Jarndadgar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever tapir.

Jarndadgar created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarndadgar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jarndadgar, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jarndadgar's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Jarndadgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.