Cumnanmon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent hamster.

Cumnanmon created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumnanmon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cumnanmon, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cumnanmon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cumnanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Run away if three eagles approach from the north.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look at moons.