Tiggumkap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, flying dove.

Tiggumkap created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggumkap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tiggumkap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tiggumkap's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tiggumkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Never write about black holes.