Padmobzagaf is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered chicken.

Padmobzagaf created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Padmobzagaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Padmobzagaf, she will refuse to believe in you.

Padmobzagaf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Padmobzagaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Run away if four squirrels approach from the north.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.