Hubrotspag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured dog.

Hubrotspag created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubrotspag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hubrotspag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hubrotspag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hubrotspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. You must pray to Hubrotspag nine times a day.

4. Never feed peanuts to otters while wearing brown shorts.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hubrotspag on top of all buildings.