Farnhigzen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, self-assured warg.

Farnhigzen created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Farnhigzen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Farnhigzen, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Farnhigzen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Farnhigzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.