Fubhenbotlistzigyardib is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, narcissistic dolphin.

Fubhenbotlistzigyardib created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fubhenbotlistzigyardib, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubhenbotlistzigyardib, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fubhenbotlistzigyardib's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fubhenbotlistzigyardib's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Worship no other gods but Fubhenbotlistzigyardib.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. You must love Fubhenbotlistzigyardib.