Tenfomcet is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring rhinoceros.

Tenfomcet created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenfomcet, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tenfomcet, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tenfomcet's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tenfomcet's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.