Boghakbimcib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, egotistical hamster.

Boghakbimcib created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boghakbimcib, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Boghakbimcib, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Boghakbimcib's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Boghakbimcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.