Davtompom is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, charitable newt.

Davtompom created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davtompom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Davtompom, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Davtompom's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Davtompom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Hide from fawn otters for they are unholy.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.