Pidfemsin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful centipede.

Pidfemsin created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidfemsin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pidfemsin, she will turn you into a hamster.

Pidfemsin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pidfemsin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidfemsin.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.