Bamflishom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome crocodile.

Bamflishom created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamflishom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bamflishom, it will ignore you.

Bamflishom's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bamflishom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bamflishom.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shave your feet.