Fidtigfud is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient clam.

Fidtigfud created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidtigfud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fidtigfud, it will ignore you.

Fidtigfud's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fidtigfud's Holy Commandments

1. Fidtigfud loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Always obey Fidtigfud's priests.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Worship no other gods but Fidtigfud.
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