Nannurldid is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able
hamster.
Nannurldid created a down quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nannurldid, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nannurldid, she will turn you into a puffin.
Nannurldid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Nannurldid's Holy Commandments1. Always help porpoises in need.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nannurldid on top of all buildings.
4. Never skip in the presence of tortoises.
5. Never write about planets.