Nannurldid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able hamster.

Nannurldid created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nannurldid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nannurldid, she will turn you into a puffin.

Nannurldid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nannurldid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nannurldid on top of all buildings.

4. Never skip in the presence of tortoises.

5. Never write about planets.