Cathimqueegfom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, charitable wren.

Cathimqueegfom created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cathimqueegfom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cathimqueegfom, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cathimqueegfom's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cathimqueegfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never mention capybaras.