Ingnuttmum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty fairy.

Ingnuttmum created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ingnuttmum, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ingnuttmum, she will come to you in dreams.

Ingnuttmum's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ingnuttmum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven turtles approach from the east.

2. Never wear black shorts.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.