Lipfubfen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, flying chinchilla.

Lipfubfen created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipfubfen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lipfubfen, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Lipfubfen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Lipfubfen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the north.