Lipfubfen is a god.
She takes the form of a large, flying
chinchilla.
Lipfubfen created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lipfubfen, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Lipfubfen, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Lipfubfen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Lipfubfen's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.
3. Never talk about black holes.
4. Never skip in holy places.
5. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the north.