Parkmetyok is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful bat.

Parkmetyok created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Parkmetyok, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Parkmetyok, he will remove you from existence.

Parkmetyok's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Parkmetyok's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Parkmetyok on top of all buildings.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.