Parkmetyok is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful
bat.
Parkmetyok created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Parkmetyok, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Parkmetyok, he will remove you from existence.
Parkmetyok's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Parkmetyok's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Parkmetyok on top of all buildings.
2. Always wear gray.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Pray towards the west.
5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.