Veendodgid is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic
goose.
Veendodgid created Asia two years ago.
If you believe in
Veendodgid, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Veendodgid, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Veendodgid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Veendodgid's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. You must love Veendodgid.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Always obey Veendodgid's priests.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.