Veendodgid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic goose.

Veendodgid created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Veendodgid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Veendodgid, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Veendodgid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Veendodgid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must love Veendodgid.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always obey Veendodgid's priests.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.