Zodbonkxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, contented cobra.

Zodbonkxuck created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodbonkxuck, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zodbonkxuck, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Zodbonkxuck's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zodbonkxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must pray to Zodbonkxuck four times a day.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always help sick ants.