Hommisbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, two-faced alligator.

Hommisbat created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hommisbat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hommisbat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hommisbat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hommisbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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