Ratlibgam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent manatee.

Ratlibgam created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratlibgam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ratlibgam, she will turn you into a rat.

Ratlibgam's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ratlibgam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Ratlibgam.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never paint your face pink.