Pagxemnullduntonkmobfot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tiresome dryad.

Pagxemnullduntonkmobfot created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagxemnullduntonkmobfot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pagxemnullduntonkmobfot, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Pagxemnullduntonkmobfot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Pagxemnullduntonkmobfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from indigo whales for they are unholy.