Gunziglim is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional
wyrm.
Gunziglim created dark energy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Gunziglim, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Gunziglim, it will turn you into a snail.
Gunziglim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Gunziglim's Holy Commandments1. Gunziglim must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Always treat sheep with great respect.
3. Always obey Gunziglim's priests.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Never look in ponds.