Gunziglim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional wyrm.

Gunziglim created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gunziglim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gunziglim, it will turn you into a snail.

Gunziglim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gunziglim's Holy Commandments

1. Gunziglim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Always obey Gunziglim's priests.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never look in ponds.