Nilflanvidbud is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciful penguin.

Nilflanvidbud created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilflanvidbud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nilflanvidbud, she will not care.

Nilflanvidbud's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nilflanvidbud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nilflanvidbud.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Do not eat nuts.