Bedgongodken is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, benevolent toad.

Bedgongodken created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedgongodken, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bedgongodken, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bedgongodken's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bedgongodken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.