Hombogpan Cidkansaw is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, blissful finch.

Hombogpan Cidkansaw created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombogpan Cidkansaw, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hombogpan Cidkansaw, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hombogpan Cidkansaw's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hombogpan Cidkansaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear yellow corsets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Always help sick pigs.