Farbiglap is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, narcissistic
badger.
Farbiglap created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Farbiglap, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Farbiglap, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Farbiglap's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Farbiglap's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
3. Do not bounce in public.
4. Always help tortoises in need.
5. Do not stand on grass.