Yattbagdad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, effective lizard.

Yattbagdad created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattbagdad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yattbagdad, it will jump up and down on your head.

Yattbagdad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yattbagdad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.