Yattbagdad is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, effective
lizard.
Yattbagdad created viruses eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yattbagdad, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Yattbagdad, it will jump up and down on your head.
Yattbagdad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Yattbagdad's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Never talk about comets.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.