Linlarnlig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy dove.

Linlarnlig created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linlarnlig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Linlarnlig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Linlarnlig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Linlarnlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not commit murder.