Bogarmbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonest butterfly.

Bogarmbeg created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogarmbeg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bogarmbeg, he will not care.

Bogarmbeg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bogarmbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Retreat if three pigs approach from the north.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.
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