Wotbogsit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, irritating wasp.

Wotbogsit created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotbogsit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wotbogsit, she will turn you into a rat.

Wotbogsit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wotbogsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about nebulae.