Stikcubham is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring salamander.

Stikcubham created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stikcubham, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stikcubham, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stikcubham's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Stikcubham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never sing in holy places.