Sashinbarnkem is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic
snail.
Sashinbarnkem created Europe seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sashinbarnkem, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Sashinbarnkem, he will turn you into a mole.
Sashinbarnkem's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Sashinbarnkem's Holy Commandments1. Run away if four porpoises approach from the south.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never paint your back red.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never eat bark.