Kopcusstig Rutpakdit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent jackal.

Kopcusstig Rutpakdit created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kopcusstig Rutpakdit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kopcusstig Rutpakdit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Kopcusstig Rutpakdit's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kopcusstig Rutpakdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never paint your neck blue.

4. Never feed corn to tapirs while wearing indigo coats.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.