Miffligquat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart centaur.

Miffligquat created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Miffligquat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Miffligquat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Miffligquat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Miffligquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Miffligquat loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.