Jamhaping is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive jackal.

Jamhaping created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamhaping, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jamhaping, she will remove you from existence.

Jamhaping's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jamhaping's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Jamhaping.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Always take life seriously.