Veendudten is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome scorpion.

Veendudten created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veendudten, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Veendudten, it will turn you into a worm.

Veendudten's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Veendudten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Hide if nine voles approach from the north.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide from blue bats for they are unholy.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.