Sterkimdub is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring mongoose.

Sterkimdub created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Sterkimdub, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sterkimdub, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sterkimdub's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sterkimdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Sterkimdub loves bats, so they must be honoured.