Zanlibmid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, quiet pig.

Zanlibmid created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanlibmid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zanlibmid, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zanlibmid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Zanlibmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Hide from brown seals for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.