Camzaksatdog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable hyena.

Camzaksatdog created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camzaksatdog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Camzaksatdog, it will be very unhappy.

Camzaksatdog's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Camzaksatdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must pray to Camzaksatdog nine times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry goats.