Farnbiggen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane mink.

Farnbiggen created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbiggen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farnbiggen, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Farnbiggen's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Farnbiggen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farnbiggen.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnbiggen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.