Midbepmotzigxuckster is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental alligator.

Midbepmotzigxuckster created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midbepmotzigxuckster, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Midbepmotzigxuckster, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Midbepmotzigxuckster's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Midbepmotzigxuckster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.