Ceddissgem is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, idiotic goose.

Ceddissgem created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceddissgem, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ceddissgem, she will be very unhappy.

Ceddissgem's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Ceddissgem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven tin sculptures of Ceddissgem on top of important buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ceddissgem.

3. Worship no other gods but Ceddissgem.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.