Lipbinsaslibnab Betsakbun is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic giraffe.

Lipbinsaslibnab Betsakbun created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbinsaslibnab Betsakbun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lipbinsaslibnab Betsakbun, she will think nothing of it.

Lipbinsaslibnab Betsakbun's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Lipbinsaslibnab Betsakbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Lipbinsaslibnab Betsakbun.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.