Yarpbumjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, egotistical wolf.

Yarpbumjarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbumjarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarpbumjarn, it will send minions to preach to you.

Yarpbumjarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yarpbumjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Always obey Yarpbumjarn's priests.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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