Lansadfly is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, irritating
dragonfly.
Lansadfly created gold five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lansadfly, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Lansadfly, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Lansadfly's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Lansadfly's Holy Commandments1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Feed all hungry manatees.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not speak about oranges.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.