Panbeptar is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless zebra.

Panbeptar created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panbeptar, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Panbeptar, it will cry a lot.

Panbeptar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Panbeptar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Panbeptar.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.