Capyoknad is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent
slug.
Capyoknad created a bottom quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Capyoknad, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Capyoknad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Capyoknad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Capyoknad's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never paint your chest violet.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.